“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
― Tom Robbins

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.”
― Ayn Rand

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan

“Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.”
― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― Steve Martin

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anaïs Nin

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre